Bernard finally shows his face!

Well, I tell you I gonna talk ’bout Miz Stella, but this is moar interesting!

Remember Bernard? The cat that never showed his face? He has a face and I take a snapshot of it!

I discovered that he’s like the Parker‘s twin, except of his eyes, but they’re twins!

You can see is face?

Can you see bernard's face now?

I never mind this wuz goin’ to happen, but it really happened, he has a byootiful face, I don’t know why he don’t want anyone to see it…

Note: I didn’t used the flashy thing so everything’s blur, I promess tomorrow THE POST ‘BOUT MIZ STELLA!

Happy father’s Day

How do you define dad?

Well without him we can’t live, in other words

He is always encouraging us…

Sometime maybe he can’t hear, but he’s always there

And if he isn’t there, you’ll find a way to entretain yerself, because dad will did it, and you’ll need to ‘fill’ that hole (like me)

Wherever you is dad….

Happy father’s day

“One child said his dad: “Please if you can hold me in your hand, hold me in yer heart”

-Author Unknown

Thursday Thirteen

Dear Diary,

I didn’t have to complete my plot to complete it, ok, I’ll explain you because it’s very confusing:

 

I want to use the hamster in a wicked plan hehee, make something bad to the hamster, but no so bad, just a joke, but it worked better than I imagined

1. Watch carefully my prey hamster and he will be calmed
2. Let him stay calm, like it was recording a video, it was easy
3. Play with him, talk to him, let it be yer frend for some minutes
4. Try to not attack         
5. Later put yer paws and try to bite the cage, but try to do it carefully
6. Talk about a topic not related to food or hamsters, like, well, surf.
7. Don’t forget the cage has to be it a HIGH place
8. Never lose the sight of the hamster, or he’ll lose yer atenshun
9. If he is wif a purrsun, you have to take care of that person, so you’ll get what you want
10. If you’re hungry, you have to resist!
11. Find the purrfect time to do the next
12. When the hooman is not watching, you just throw the hamster’s cage (with the hamster)
13. Hear the hamster crying

 

The best of this: You’ll not get acused becuz anyone will suspect, you instintively will put an ‘I  wasn’t’ face, but in my case, the hoomans haf evidence 😦

 

Impawsible!

Peace can’t make the impawsible, or that I finked.

Stifler and I are enemies since we met, he’s just sleeping and never works, he’s a lazy guy. Sometimes he wishes to make the impawsible pawsible, like world peace and all that stuff…

Before, I fink world peace was impawsible, because humans can’t make it since lots of years, so ‘if hoomans can’t, I can’t ‘. But we animals are different, humans need to learn about us. For example, googling “animal friends” at pictures results are a mouse in the frogs back and all this fings…

But Stifler and me? Impawsible!!!! one day Stifler told me “can I play with you just one time?”  well, I had to anwer “yes”, that cute hamster crying hurts! and I play with him all the afternoon, and I felt like….awwww, I never mind he was so cute…after that day, I believed in peace, it was pawsible!