What is yoo?

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HIZ

Miz Stella: I iz Miz Stella, come to control yer werld! to pulay wif yoo!

Reel?

Stella: Iz yoo reel?

Miz Stella: Yoo fink I’m aren’t?
Halp

Stella: Mom! There’s a stuffy talking to mez! HALP!

Mom: What’s wrong Stella? Oh, you met Miz Stella, izn’t see adorable? It put her so yoo can go fur a ride!

Ride

Stella: No! Mom what you doin’?

Miz Stella: We gonna be best frends!


I’m purrticipatin’ in an Brownie’s adventure contest, choose my best dress and the chosen one will be in a Brownies adventure on monday! YOU CAN SEE THE HEER, then you can vote here! (the first one you can see it here:)

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WCB: Tasting, Tasting!

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Weekend cat bloggin' #160

Remenber WCB is here this weekend!

Pleez comment in this post, thank you!

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Happy father’s Day

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How do you define dad?

Well without him we can’t live, in other words

He is always encouraging us…

Proud?

Sometime maybe he can’t hear, but he’s always there

Is he deaf?

And if he isn’t there, you’ll find a way to entretain yerself, because dad will did it, and you’ll need to ‘fill’ that hole (like me)

;)

Wherever you is dad….

Happy father’s day

“One child said his dad: “Please if you can hold me in your hand, hold me in yer heart”

-Author Unknown

Thursday Thirteen

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Dear Diary,

I didn’t have to complete my plot to complete it, ok, I’ll explain you because it’s very confusing:

 

I want to use the hamster in a wicked plan hehee, make something bad to the hamster, but no so bad, just a joke, but it worked better than I imagined
I'm watching you

  1. Watch carefully my prey hamster and he will be calmed
  2. Let him stay calm, like it was recording a video, it was easy
  3. Play with him, talk to him, let it be yer frend for some minutes
  4. Try to not attack         Not attack
  5. Later put yer paws and try to bite the cage, but try to do it carefully
  6. Talk about a topic not related to food or hamsters, like, well, surf.
  7. Don’t forget the cage has to be it a HIGH place
  8. Never lose the sight of the hamster, or he’ll lose yer atenshun
  9. If he is wif a purrsun, you have to take care of that person, so you’ll get what you want Hmmm...
  10. If you’re hungry, you have to resist!
  11. Find the purrfect time to do the next
  12. When the hooman is not watching, you just throw the hamster’s cage (with the hamster)
  13. Hear the hamster crying

 

The best of this: You’ll not get acused becuz anyone will suspect, you instintively will put an ‘I  wasn’t’ face, but in my case, the hoomans haf evidence 😦

 Incredible tail ;)

Impawsible!

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Peace can’t make the impawsible, or that I finked.

Stifler and I are enemies since we met, he’s just sleeping and never works, he’s a lazy guy. Sometimes he wishes to make the impawsible pawsible, like world peace and all that stuff…

Before, I fink world peace was impawsible, because humans can’t make it since lots of years, so ‘if hoomans can’t, I can’t ‘. But we animals are different, humans need to learn about us. For example, googling “animal friends” at pictures results are a mouse in the frogs back and all this fings…

But Stifler and me? Impawsible!!!! one day Stifler told me “can I play with you just one time?”  well, I had to anwer “yes”, that cute hamster crying hurts! and I play with him all the afternoon, and I felt like….awwww, I never mind he was so cute…after that day, I believed in peace, it was pawsible!

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LOLSpeak Thursday

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Prefessur Stella, autorized by SpeakLOLSpeak PAWS Universitee will be yer professur to learn the Speak LOLSpeak basics

Today’ Lessen: 1: LOLSpeak 101

Lessong by: Proffeser Elfinugget

Step one: Think of something to say. This is tricky for some people. ;) We’ll try a simple, common comment to start:
“That’s a really cute cat. And look, he has a bow on his head!”
Step two: “Engrish” it. 1) Mis-decline verbs, especially misuse the verb “to be”
2) Misuse gerunds
3) Overuse prepositional phrases
4) Blatant rearrangement of syntax
5) Incorrect plurals and past-tense verbs
6) “noun” your adjectives. (For instance, the adjective “blue” can become the noun “blueness”)
7) Improper pronouns
8 ) Drop the articles (”a”, “and”, “the”) in favor of adding “-age” to the end of a noun
9) Use “younger” words (”kitty” versus “cat”, “fuzzy” versus “furry”, etc.)
10) Use the word “with” inappropriately.
11) If you really can’t wrap your head around the concepts behind “Engrish”, try this: Go to babelfish.altavista.com, type your desired comment in, hit “english-to-Japanese”, then re-translate back to English. You have to be able to view special characters (the kanji). If you can’t get that to work, try translating to a different, european-text language, like German.

So, we get: “That being the kitty very full of cuteness. And to be with looking! Him gots bowage on hims head!”
Step three: Misspell everything. There’s no wrong way to do this, just try not to accidentally correctly spell a completely different word (especially one that’s pronounced differently than your spelling intends). Some words (usually short words) should simply remain spelled correctly for continuity’s sake. 1) Think like a little kid / cat / dog / goldfish, and get hukd on foniks
2) I cannot stress this enough: Vowels are your friends! Do not neglect vowels!! We’re speaking LolKitteh here, not text messaging! (My advice: use alternate vowels, Y’s are particularly handy, but don’t overuse them.)
3) Extra W’s and H’s (”awl” instead of “all”)
4) Z’s instead of S’s are easy
5) Double-letters versus single letters are always fun
6) Don’t be afraid to further pluralize things, including your verbs
7) Remember that the word “THE” must always be spelled “TEH”

now, we have: “Dat beesing teh kiti vary ful ov kutenis. An to bees lukingz! Hims gotz bowwagez on hims hed!!”
Step four: Add exclamations and extra words. 1) Use commonly accepted internet abbreviations. Misspell them if necessary. (LOL = lawlz! ROTFL = rofflz! OMG = omgwtfbbq!?! … etc … )
2) Imagine that you’re actually in a crowd of people and you want everyone to look at this particular picture. Extra exclamations are thus necessary.
3) Think Valley Girl. The words “like,” “totally,” etc can be added. Remember to misspell!
4) Some common statements have been severely abbreviated into one single multi-syllabic word. These are good to use. The best example is “Okay, thank you, good-bye!” Which has been shortened to “kthxbye” (or “kthxbai”)

And, we have: “OMG wau!! Dat beesing a kiti vary ful ov tewtul kutenis!! Bees wif da lukingz! Omg him gotz da bowwagez on himz hed lyk WTF?!?”
Step five: Add additional information. This can be the desire to interact with the subject of the photo, personal information, empathetic or sympathetic statements, responses to other posts, etc. Again, nothing right or wrong here, just whatever comes to mind.

Finally:“OMG wau!! Dat beesings a kiti vary ful ov tewtul kutenis!! Bees wif da lukingz!! Omg him gotz da bowwagez on himz hed lyk WTF?!? OMG I tewtul wuntz to grabz dat kiti and fuzziez himz awl ovar … him sooooooo mooshy an fullz ov win!! Don werry lil kiti, I no eetz u! I luvz kitiz! I can has bunchiz ov dem! Mah kitiz luvz bowwagez too! YETH!! GIMME!! Kthxbai!”
Remember that all of the above steps are basic guidelines for conversational lol-cat. Some regions do not always rearrange syntax. This a treasure for you. With some practice, you too can be writing (and speaking) in Conversational LolKitteh!

plz 2 note: this class is copyright ELFN 2007, all rights reserved, pliz to be kreditz if u be usingz da verbatumz kthxbai.

Stellaluna’s Weekly magazine

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Attention everybodey, there a new magazine in da blogosphere, but it needs to be completed, with all its articles every week, but I can’t alone, can you help me?

yes, I wanted to start my very own magazine for da CB, but I can’t alone, I need your help, for that, I make a carnival at blog carnival to help me starting

The official magazine’s blog is heer – The carnival homepage is here – and to submit an article go heer

Da first magazine

This is the furrst edishun, I has no written articles in that post, in the other, with yer artikles and mines I hope diz can be an awesome magazine 😉

Do you want to be in the proyect?