Dear Diary,

I didn’t have to complete my plot to complete it, ok, I’ll explain you because it’s very confusing:

I want to use the hamster in a wicked plan hehee, make something bad to the hamster, but no so bad, just a joke, but it worked better than I imagined

1. Watch carefully my prey hamster and he will be calmed
2. Let him stay calm, like it was recording a video, it was easy
3. Play with him, talk to him, let it be yer frend for some minutes
4. Try to not attack         
5. Later put yer paws and try to bite the cage, but try to do it carefully
6. Talk about a topic not related to food or hamsters, like, well, surf.
7. Don’t forget the cage has to be it a HIGH place
8. Never lose the sight of the hamster, or he’ll lose yer atenshun
9. If he is wif a purrsun, you have to take care of that person, so you’ll get what you want
10. If you’re hungry, you have to resist!
11. Find the purrfect time to do the next
12. When the hooman is not watching, you just throw the hamster’s cage (with the hamster)
13. Hear the hamster crying

The best of this: You’ll not get acused becuz anyone will suspect, you instintively will put an ‘I  wasn’t’ face, but in my case, the hoomans haf evidence