Let’s Party

Oh God my heart! Stifler make me a speshul surprise pawty!

Let’s Enjoy Cake:

Remember I promess a second cake fur you! 

‘cuz everyone’s invited, everyone will have plates, spoons and empty tummies!

AND DON’T LET THIS MAN ENTER!

 

A VERY BIG PARTY, THANKS STIFLER, I’LL MAKE MY HULA DANCE NOW!

 

 Thanks fur coming to my 3rd year party, you’re awesome!

pssst! Did you see Stifler has a noo brofur?, cool! Double trouble!

Movie Monday: The Petshop

You don’t have to miss it, awesome! (roll over link to watch video, not click required)

The Petshop

 

Happy father’s Day

How do you define dad?

Well without him we can’t live, in other words

He is always encouraging us…

Sometime maybe he can’t hear, but he’s always there

And if he isn’t there, you’ll find a way to entretain yerself, because dad will did it, and you’ll need to ‘fill’ that hole (like me)

Wherever you is dad….

Happy father’s day

“One child said his dad: “Please if you can hold me in your hand, hold me in yer heart”

-Author Unknown

Make a confeshun!

Stella: Stifler, this is not a joke game, it’s the real life, what do you haf to say?

Stifler: Well, I always took ‘nigth hikes’ but I fink this nigth I make a little excess

Stella: Did you notice all the damage you did?

Stifler: Damage? Where, I fink you ate many catnip

Stellaluna: Stifler, seriously, tell me why you do it?

Stifler: I want, I want to be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(window breaks)

Whoops, I made an excess

Stella: You always get exceded….

 

Wahoo! 1003 visits in 2 months!

Thursday Thirteen

Dear Diary,

I didn’t have to complete my plot to complete it, ok, I’ll explain you because it’s very confusing:

 

I want to use the hamster in a wicked plan hehee, make something bad to the hamster, but no so bad, just a joke, but it worked better than I imagined

1. Watch carefully my prey hamster and he will be calmed
2. Let him stay calm, like it was recording a video, it was easy
3. Play with him, talk to him, let it be yer frend for some minutes
4. Try to not attack         
5. Later put yer paws and try to bite the cage, but try to do it carefully
6. Talk about a topic not related to food or hamsters, like, well, surf.
7. Don’t forget the cage has to be it a HIGH place
8. Never lose the sight of the hamster, or he’ll lose yer atenshun
9. If he is wif a purrsun, you have to take care of that person, so you’ll get what you want
10. If you’re hungry, you have to resist!
11. Find the purrfect time to do the next
12. When the hooman is not watching, you just throw the hamster’s cage (with the hamster)
13. Hear the hamster crying

 

The best of this: You’ll not get acused becuz anyone will suspect, you instintively will put an ‘I  wasn’t’ face, but in my case, the hoomans haf evidence