I didn’t have to complete my plot to complete it, ok, I’ll explain you because it’s very confusing:
- Watch carefully my prey hamster and he will be calmed
- Let him stay calm, like it was recording a video, it was easy
- Play with him, talk to him, let it be yer frend for some minutes
- Try to not attack
- Later put yer paws and try to bite the cage, but try to do it carefully
- Talk about a topic not related to food or hamsters, like, well, surf.
- Don’t forget the cage has to be it a HIGH place
- Never lose the sight of the hamster, or he’ll lose yer atenshun
- If he is wif a purrsun, you have to take care of that person, so you’ll get what you want
- If you’re hungry, you have to resist!
- Find the purrfect time to do the next
- When the hooman is not watching, you just throw the hamster’s cage (with the hamster)
- Hear the hamster crying
The best of this: You’ll not get acused becuz anyone will suspect, you instintively will put an ‘I wasn’t’ face, but in my case, the hoomans haf evidence