Dandelion we’ll miss you

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Take a Dandelion from the ground

take it carefully

put it in your hands

and make a wishBlow a dandelion

then blowwwwwwwwwww…

a dandelion is flying into the sky

freely

peacefully

 

 

This text is for our sweet friend dandelion, who left us yesterday

I wonder it’s crossing the sky

Stellaluna’s Saturdays

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Today’s Topic: Treats

 

Mmmm…I remember Silvi’s pawty on tuesday…dance, divas, hamsters on wheels, party, dance and the cake…mmm

 

How’s that cake? ok lets sing Happy purrday:

Happy purrday to you (purr purr)

Happy purrday to you (purr purr)

Happy purrday dear Silvi

Happy purrday to you (purrrrr)

(pur a lot and everyone claps)

 

Ok, now you can see the cake

1.

2.

3….

Yummy

I’ll stay all saturday eating cake

See ya!

Friday Quizzie answers

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Today is the quizzie answers post, but before I want ot say some noos:

  1. My blog is about my life outside, but there’s a big storm today and won’t stop until maybe 4 days more, so I can’t stay outside. But if you want to tell yer life outside, send me an e-mail (comment and I will tell you because of the spammers) or comment on the about page or here.
  2. Stellaluna’s Saturday’s will be up tomorrow, I can’t write, but I can schedule!
  3. Don’t be alarmed about me, if somefing happen, I’ll repurrt it when I find a computer
  4. Stifler is in the same situation, we are neighbors, purray for him too
  5. Yes, I will be in the Karl and Ruis’ Wedding!

 Now the answers!

These are the real answer of the sunflower’s quizzie:

Sunflower answers

Have a nice weekend everybody

LOLSpeak Thursday

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Prefessur Stella, autorized by SpeakLOLSpeak PAWS Universitee will be yer professur to learn the Speak LOLSpeak basics

Today’ Lessen: 1: LOLSpeak 101

Lessong by: Proffeser Elfinugget

Step one: Think of something to say. This is tricky for some people. ;) We’ll try a simple, common comment to start:
“That’s a really cute cat. And look, he has a bow on his head!”
Step two: “Engrish” it. 1) Mis-decline verbs, especially misuse the verb “to be”
2) Misuse gerunds
3) Overuse prepositional phrases
4) Blatant rearrangement of syntax
5) Incorrect plurals and past-tense verbs
6) “noun” your adjectives. (For instance, the adjective “blue” can become the noun “blueness”)
7) Improper pronouns
8 ) Drop the articles (”a”, “and”, “the”) in favor of adding “-age” to the end of a noun
9) Use “younger” words (”kitty” versus “cat”, “fuzzy” versus “furry”, etc.)
10) Use the word “with” inappropriately.
11) If you really can’t wrap your head around the concepts behind “Engrish”, try this: Go to babelfish.altavista.com, type your desired comment in, hit “english-to-Japanese”, then re-translate back to English. You have to be able to view special characters (the kanji). If you can’t get that to work, try translating to a different, european-text language, like German.

So, we get: “That being the kitty very full of cuteness. And to be with looking! Him gots bowage on hims head!”
Step three: Misspell everything. There’s no wrong way to do this, just try not to accidentally correctly spell a completely different word (especially one that’s pronounced differently than your spelling intends). Some words (usually short words) should simply remain spelled correctly for continuity’s sake. 1) Think like a little kid / cat / dog / goldfish, and get hukd on foniks
2) I cannot stress this enough: Vowels are your friends! Do not neglect vowels!! We’re speaking LolKitteh here, not text messaging! (My advice: use alternate vowels, Y’s are particularly handy, but don’t overuse them.)
3) Extra W’s and H’s (”awl” instead of “all”)
4) Z’s instead of S’s are easy
5) Double-letters versus single letters are always fun
6) Don’t be afraid to further pluralize things, including your verbs
7) Remember that the word “THE” must always be spelled “TEH”

now, we have: “Dat beesing teh kiti vary ful ov kutenis. An to bees lukingz! Hims gotz bowwagez on hims hed!!”
Step four: Add exclamations and extra words. 1) Use commonly accepted internet abbreviations. Misspell them if necessary. (LOL = lawlz! ROTFL = rofflz! OMG = omgwtfbbq!?! … etc … )
2) Imagine that you’re actually in a crowd of people and you want everyone to look at this particular picture. Extra exclamations are thus necessary.
3) Think Valley Girl. The words “like,” “totally,” etc can be added. Remember to misspell!
4) Some common statements have been severely abbreviated into one single multi-syllabic word. These are good to use. The best example is “Okay, thank you, good-bye!” Which has been shortened to “kthxbye” (or “kthxbai”)

And, we have: “OMG wau!! Dat beesing a kiti vary ful ov tewtul kutenis!! Bees wif da lukingz! Omg him gotz da bowwagez on himz hed lyk WTF?!?”
Step five: Add additional information. This can be the desire to interact with the subject of the photo, personal information, empathetic or sympathetic statements, responses to other posts, etc. Again, nothing right or wrong here, just whatever comes to mind.

Finally:“OMG wau!! Dat beesings a kiti vary ful ov tewtul kutenis!! Bees wif da lukingz!! Omg him gotz da bowwagez on himz hed lyk WTF?!? OMG I tewtul wuntz to grabz dat kiti and fuzziez himz awl ovar … him sooooooo mooshy an fullz ov win!! Don werry lil kiti, I no eetz u! I luvz kitiz! I can has bunchiz ov dem! Mah kitiz luvz bowwagez too! YETH!! GIMME!! Kthxbai!”
Remember that all of the above steps are basic guidelines for conversational lol-cat. Some regions do not always rearrange syntax. This a treasure for you. With some practice, you too can be writing (and speaking) in Conversational LolKitteh!

plz 2 note: this class is copyright ELFN 2007, all rights reserved, pliz to be kreditz if u be usingz da verbatumz kthxbai.

Lizard eats MOTH! OMG!

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I was very impressed of what I saw last nigth, I was hunting lizards, when I have one, sum flying insects start poking me, ans then a little lizard called LeeLack saved my life….or her life?

Oh god, lee ates the moth!

NOM NOM NOM!

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